Thursday, July 31, 2008

Post Titles Are Too Hard To Think Of

Since someone is a quitter (Mr. Dees), I now feel obligated to entertain all of blog world with the excitement of my life on a more regular basis. After all, my mom did used to tell me that "the Magees aren't quitters." I hated it when she said that. Fair warning though before we embark on this semi-daily journey: it will be very very boring.

I'm getting fat. Growing up I was always incredibly skinny, I could eat anything I wanted to and my crazy metabolism would just take care of it for me. Well something happened in the past few years. Six years ago I weighed around 145 lbs. and I now weigh right under 190. Since Mother Allison is still trying to lose some of her left-over baby weight, we figured we would go on a diet. Diets suck, we've only been on it for about three days and I hate it. There's no reason to live anymore. For lunch I used to eat a chili-cheese burger, cheddar peppers with ranch dipping sauce, mini fried apple pies with caramel dipping sauce, and a large coke. Yesterday for lunch I ate a grilled chicken sandwich with nothing on it, fruit, and a water. Now I'm always hungry.

Avery went to the doctor yesterday and got her shots. She is almost 28 inches long which means only 5 percent of girls her age are taller than her. I don't know why but I'm proud of the fact that I have a giant viking sized baby. Avery just learned how to reach for people to hold her. She reaches out for me the most for some reason.

Last entry's trivia answer was: Cochran, The bonus answer: Hermes

Today's trivia: On Saved by the Bell, what was the slogan for Screech's spaghetti sauce?

Daily Memory:
When I was in the sixth grade, my mom, my sister, and I got rear ended and our car got stuck on some train tracks. We heard a train coming so we jumped out. We watched as the train slammed into our car and threw it about fifty or so yards into some trees. My mom and sister screamed and cried. I thought it was awesome.

Happy Late Birthday Utility Al

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks.

Let's all go on that liquid diet that sheds the pounds in weeks. I've got to lose a lot of weight.

Avery might could be considered tall now instead of long.

What about camping in the fall?

prin said...

Not nearly as boring as my blog. At least you have a plot and some characters in your story.

That's a mother of a lunch you used to eat. Today, I had a half a sandwich...

She probably reaches for you most because she's got you wrapped around her tiny finger already.

That's a crazy memory. :-O

I don't know the trivia. That show was on cable. We never had cable... :D

Anonymous said...

oh yeah.. the trivia. Saved by the bell sucked too, but not as bad as Full House. Even though I thought Kelly was hot, I still hated the show.

Ask some real trivia.

YouTube isn't blocked today!!

prin said...

Utility Al is deprived.

Why's he still 'Utility Al' if the green blog that created the name is no more?

I say he should be "Deprivation Al". Or maybe "Blogless Al".

Anonymous said...

Why does not liking two stupid shows make me deprived? If I was deprived, I never would have had the opportunity to see the shows to begin with to know if I liked them or not. Instead, I was privileged enough to know a dumb show when I saw one.

Father Rob said...

blogless al makes a good point.

prin said...

No, I didn't mean the tv things, I meant your access to things like youtube and blogs at work.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhh. Yeah that's what I thought you meant.

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?